Splish splash,
it's time for a bath!
Bathtime is Dinnertime with
Bath-jus BArby!
Bath-jus BArby comes with a pink bathtub filled with au jus for the perfect dinnertime soak! Let the stress and Swiss cheese melt away in style!
"She escaped containment, just like Kevin predicted. The amount of compound 11 in the au jus was too high and reacted with the plastic and created the fastest reaction we've seen to date."
"A bath?! A HOT TUB?!! What the fuck was corporate thinking?!?! The way she came out of that au jus just... JACKED... and galloping on all fours... that doll became a FREAK. They should have called it a dunk tank or some other such carnie bullshit."
- Dr. K. Riley, Dept. of Infecting the Next Generation (DING)